referral program
Step 1: Refer a friend or colleague to me*
Step 2: Receive $20
Step 3: Spend $20
Here are some suggestions on what to buy with your newly earned $20:
- a shovel;
- a sarcatic bumper sticker;
- two hundred gummy bears;
- $20 gift certificate to an embarrasing store;
- two light dimmers switches;
- some bread.
*In order to get the money, the referral must go through (I need to get the job). Sorry, I'm not that rich.